Fuck. Yeah.

Sociopath You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on Rationality You scored higher than 25% on Extroversion You scored higher than 69% on Brutality You scored higher than 64% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Fuckyeah.

So its somewhere around 6:00 AM. My weekly online radio station ran from 1-5 tonight, and that made me really really happy, because it usually only runs on Saturdays, but now it on 9 hours a week. I fucking love it. And Tommy T. (The DJ) Always plays my requests. And on saturday, i asked him to play Psyclon 9 or X-Fusion, and he didnt have the cds with him, but he said hed play it on monday, and he fuckin did. It was awesome. Then i got bored, and played video games and am rambling on and on. What the fuck? I also did some really really weird fucking art on a skateboard...Maybe a picture later?

Mmmm, beer, pizza and movies make for a wounderful night. Hung out with Dave a bunch today. Hes slowly teaching me to drive, and i fucking love it. We took his car out by Aliza's house and drove around there for an hour or so. I can start, break, go and turn very well. Hes an excellent teacher and im a pretty quick learner.

In other news, im terribly excited that Deva is coming to stay at my house for a few days. That girl is awesome.

And now, new pictures of me.

"It doesnt matter how big he is if theres a fucking knife stuck in his eye"

-Me talking to Deva about a big guy that made fun of her.

Okay, i have a question to all you people out there. WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY?! Seriously, what the fuck is up with this shit.I was hanging out at Autumn's with her, Sarah, Becky and Adam Yoder last night and after i left (they all stayed) Sarah said something to the effect of "So, that ones gay too?". And apparently Adam, Autumn AND Sarah thinks im gay. What. The. Fuck. Seriously, what the fuck!? I go paintballing, airsoft shooting, i like guns, i drink straight whisky when i occasionally drink, at one point, i had 5 gigs of porn. I AM VERY MANLY DAMNIT. I SCREAM AT OLD PEOPLE, I PUNCH MY FRIENDS ALOT, I WANT TO START SPARRING, I AM BEING TAUGHT HOW TO USE A KNIFE, I MAKE EXPLOSIVES WITH TRAVIS, I GO SHOOTING WITH DAVE, I PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH KYLE, I HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS. WFCUIAD I Y4O87BV HATE CASDGBHRJBH STUFF.

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Argh.

Lightnening bolts!

Goddamnit, if i hear one more fucking thing about harry potter, i will shove that goddamn book down your throat, plug your ass and feed you exlax for a week, make you shit out the entire book, and then fuck you with it.

I hate harry potter.

Things.




I work too much.

I smoke too much.

I eat too much.

I hate too much.

If you get mad, it's because it applies to you...

1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad. Once is enough.

2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.
(F.Y.I. actual gangsters don't have MySpace's, sorry)

3. Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story.

4. List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool.

5. Myspace is not real life.

6. If you've ever posted a "MySpace is shutting down" bulletin, I fucking hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious MySpace deleted, then I've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life.

7. Slideshows, 2+ videos on a page, and "insane graphics" do not make you look cool. They make you annoying. And yes, I hate you.

8. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most.

9. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a fuck about. And deep down inside, you've known that all along.

10. You should probably question your sexuality if you take more pictures of yourself, than anything else in your camera.

11. "I don't really watch tv" = LIAR

12. "I don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER

13. If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV's TRL, in your heroes section, then you need to drive your god damn jetta away from the mall, and go to a fucking library. Now.

14. MySpace is not real life.

15. If you die before deleting your myspace, it will be up as long as anyone else's is.

16. If you die because of your myspace being deleted, I lack sympathy for you. This is not the stock market. If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression," I will strongly consider hunting your family pet.

17. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity. Honestly, think about that.

18. Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row is never an accident, and is only idiotic. It should grant you a free punch in the throat.

19. MySpace is not real life.

20. Comments:

a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment, it's a message

b. "just showin' sum luv" is not a comment, it's a stupid message

c. "oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment, it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life.

d. Promoting your band or website, is not a comment, it's lame.

21. Straight guys flexing with their shirts off, are not straight.(I hate it when I see that. Dude, how many of you latent homo frat boys are there out there? Must be a lot.)

22. Friendster was not "back in the day."

23. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page.

24. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period.

25. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girls picture, is not going to get you laid. Ever.

26. MySpace is not real life.

27. You're never going get to a free iPod, with no strings attached ever. Sorry.

28. "Cool New People" According to fucking who?

29. You never actually "only made one to look at other people's." It's a lie, and a shitty one at that.

30. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it, is not appealing.

31. NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs 0r +h!$. (If you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade," I will never have sex with you. Or your mother) Get the fuck out of my life.

32. If you use the terms: "scenesters, emo's, hardcore kids, electro-clashers, or punx," or write the abbreviation HxC, sXe, even in the sense that you're making fun of the above listed, I hate you. I don't think you're cool, and I'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids.

Tom isn't going to delete you.
You're not going to die.
Your crush isn't going to notice you.
Something good will definately NOT happen to you.
No kids are gonna show up at your bedside.
All the chain letters do is slow things down and cause Tom to have to put the site down for Maintance.

1. Full name - Ryan.
2. Date of birth - 5/1/88
3. Age -one seven
4. Sex - penis
5. Height - 6' 1"
6. Location - Ashland
7. Hair color - Black, brown, red star on the side of my head...I need a haircut.
8. Eye color - Brownish greenish with a hint of yellow.
9. Sexual preference - vaginal!
1. What do you think of cheerleading - No.
3. What brand of deodorant do you use - The manly kind.
4. Of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser - That one girl.
9. Do you like pickles - Yes i am.
11. Do you watch porn - haha, no.
12. Do you have any pets - I have a miniature chihuaua named Sebastian and i love him more than anything that has ever been created, ever.
14. Who're you voting for- Nope.
15. Do you have your own phone line - Cellular telemaphone
16. Your thoughts on abortion - Coathangers and razorwire make good for abortions.
17. Do you like britney spears - No, not really.
21. What do you want to do with your life - Professional rocker/asskicker.
22. Ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor - Couple of times.
23. Would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what - Everything.
24. Biggest redneck you know - Carson and Kyle!
28. Do you think foreign accents are sexy - Mmmmm, Klingon accents are hot.
30. Do you like hot dogs - Chilidogs = life
32. Last time you went to the doctor - Smack my bitch up.
38. Ever taken ballet - Haha, no.
40. Last time you used the restroom - Ten minutes ago.
41. Most attractive person you know ? - Tanya...Or that girl that lives her that i occasionally talk to over AIM.
Piercings = Just one lip now, i took out the other one.
Tattoos = three.
Shoe size = 11 1/2. Oh yes, thats right.
Favorite color = Poop.
Describe your..
Self in four words = Kleptomaniac, sociopath, artist, musician.
Siblings = Closest thing i got to a brother was Kyle.
Underwear = On occasion.
Coffee cup = vanilla bean latte, canilla mocha.
laaast...
Cd you listened to = Wumpscut - Wreath of barbs
Person you called fat= Me.
Person that has called you = Daimian
Person you emailed = Dont know.
Person who emailed you = Deva.
Person you kissed = Noone, i do not give nore recieve kisses.
Person you had sex with = Becky.

Do...
You have a bf or gf = Nope, any takers?
You have a crush on someone = Hell if i know. I cant even tell when im hungry let alone any other feeling or emotion.
You wish you could live somewhere else = Frisco.
You think about suicide = Nope.
others find you attractive = I dont know, im not an other.
You do drugs = On occasion.
You smoke = Cigarettes, i hate pot more than anything.
You like roller coasters = No, they really really fucking scare me.
You write in cursive or print = I paint with my own blood and urine.

For or against
Long distance relationships = NMo fucking wat.
Using someone = No.
Suicide = Whatever makes you happy.
Killing people = Eh.
Doing drugs = Boat float.
Premarital sex = HOORAY FOR BOOBZORES! LOL!!1!oneone

Do you
Like the taste of blood = Tastes like pennys.
Believe in love = Never.
Believe in soul mates = no
Believe in love at first sight = Lust at first glance.
Believe in god = no.

Have you...
Ever cried over a girl = yes.
Ever lied to someone = Oooooh yes.
Ever been arrested = Yes.
Ever dated anyone who's in your Myspace friends list = Yes.
Ever considered dating anyone else on your Myspace friends list = Definatley.
Kissed anyone on your Myspace friends list = Yes.
Ever been in a fist fight = I wish.

What...
Is the story behind your user name = I used to be obsessed with Atari Teenage Riot.
Are you scared of = The dark, loosing the use of my legs or fingers, spiders, drunk drivers.
Is the most romantic season = Winter
Are you like in relationships = Its been so long, i dont remember.
Do you look for in a s.o. = S.O?

Number...
of times I have been in love? = Never.
of times I have had my heart broken? = Dont know.
of hearts I have broken? = None.
of girls I have kissed?= like, 5.
of girls I've slept with? = 1
of continents I have lived on? = 1
of drugs taken illegally? = 9
of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 1

::What (illegal) drugs (if any) have you done?:: If your not doing ti with me, it doesnt matter.

::What's the best gift you've ever received?:: Syphalis

::What's the best concert you've ever attended?::
Anti-Flag

::If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick?::
Sex

::What's your favorite bad-for-you food?::
Mcdonalds

::What rockstar would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked?::
The Yeah yeah yeah's.


::If you could lose (or get back to re-lose) your virginity to any person living or dead, who would it be?::
Tv.

::Are you a dog person or a cat person?::
everyone always asks me this.&i think its really lame.i'm fucking both . okay?

::What's your favorite US city?::
San Fran.


::Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period?::
Yes.


::Favorite curse word?:
Cunt.

::Favorite euphemism for sex?::
Makin the two backed beast.

::Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star?::
I had Roxy of the Epoxies sign my left nipple.


::What's the weirdest place you've ever kissed anyone?::
Fuck if i know.


::What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately?::
Hippies or ravers.


HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said "I love you" and meant it?] Yeah.
[Been to New York?] Noooope.
[Been to Florida?] Never.

[California?] I was in san fan today.
[Hawaii?] Once.
[Mexico?] Chihuahua
[China? Japan?] I want to go japan go go go
[Canada?] It'd be nice
[Danced nekkid?] Pretty much every day.

EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas?] apple!.
[Red or blue?] blue
[Backstreet Boys or N Sync?] Corn on the cob.
[WalMart or Target?] Wally's worls.
[Santa or Rudoloph?] A claw hammer in ronald mcdonalds left eye.
[Math or English?] Eng.
[High school or college?] Anything

Future
[do you want to get married] It should be illegal for me to spawn.
[if so, what age would you like to be married] After death.
[who will you marry] POssibly you.
[what do you want to do when you grow up] Eat another human being.
[where will you live] The zoo.

Remember when, just before last year's elections, everyone kept saying that, if Bush won, they were gonna move to Canada? Did anyone actually do it? Well, I hope you've all kept up with your passions for politics and kept active over the last several months rather than just forgetting the entire world outside your cubicle exists.

As for today's comic, yes, that's true, Reagan really was named the Greatest American Ever by some stupid poll. Personally, I think it's really great. I am a huge Reagan fan. After all, the guy DID single-handedly destroy the nation's economy in the 80's giving huge tax cuts to rich people and enacting all kinds of legislature to keep poor people poor. You know how, in debates nowadays, asshole Republicans will try and lie about their tax cuts, saying they go to poor people and rich alike? Reagan couldn't be bothered with that. He went ahead and admitted that only rich people were getting tax cuts, but played the whole thing off as still being beneficial to the poor by naming it "Trickle Down Economics". Read up on it if you're in the mood for some dark comedy.

Whenever you hear someone defend Reagan (which is mighty rare, but it happens), they'll always refer to how he was "interesting" or "prolific". No one will ever bring up any of his actual political policies. Why not? Because he only had maybe two that didn't hurt our country, and he never acted on those anyhow.

Oh wait, he imprisoned Nelson Mandela as a terrorist, that was cool. His stance on public education involved trying to eliminate it altogether, and called anyone who protested this, AND I QUOTE, "a small minority of hippies, radicals and filthy speech advocates", saying their "dissent" requires they "be taken by the scruff of the neck and thrown off campus permanently".

Take it from Reagan: Political activism is for terrorists. Just keep watching TV.

Also, he completely and totally ignored the discovery and spread of a little thing called AIDS until it had basically become a huge plague, then blamed the whole thing on homosexuals and gave rich people some more tax cuts. He also gave our country one of the biggest pushes towards Christian theocracy ever from a president (though the Bush regime is catching up).

Wait, why the hell am I writing an essay on why Reagan sucks? You already know all of this. Or I like to assume you do, anyhow. Otherwise I'm even more frightened.

I also like how Oprah, according to the survey, is considered the greatest American woman. Not Harriet Tubman or Susan B Anthony or Rosa Parks or Georgia O'Keefe or Amelia Earhart or Emily Dickinson or Sojourner Truth... Oprah. Huh.

Well, i'll leave you with that since im tired and going back to bed.

it's that time of the month... yes that time of the month, the time when you get TAGGED by a slutface and answer a survey... so, i slacked a few days or so... that's what i do, you know...

top 6 songs you can't stop listening to:

1. Stupid Motherfucker - MSI
2. Ego - Pzycho bitch
3. Stand Your Ground - Dead to Fall
4. Piss Angel - Pig Destroyer
5. Renegades of Noise - Haujobb
6. Martyr - Alter Der Ruine

And to keep this shit going, i tag...
cythlin
spikedxpunch
littlemisseva
lonelystreet
k1ss_th3_st4rs
fighterlilly

Please do it.

Good Day, it is sunday now. Why am i awake? Oh, right, because i just drank a 2 liter of pepsi & a can of rockstar.

Played a show today. It was at the springs. The other band(s) were cool enough to make us sume band t-shirts and stickers and sell them there, but apparently they've never heard of promoting, so the turnout was like, 15-20 people. You could tell when i was on stage that i looked severley miffed. Who wouldent be? Draggin my ass out in 90 degree weather, packing up, setting up, tearing down all the shit, and playing for some a handful of people? Yeah. fuckin. Right.

Senior Sam's. Zombie movie, more specifically the 2004 re-make of Dawn of the Dead. Its kind of your typical zombie movie save for a few things.

A: The zombies dont just groan and drag their feet on the ground like a parapelegic. They fucking run at you, fast. Its not some green faced pussy going at a snails pace twords you. They run as fast as they can, because they fucking want to eat you.

B: The characters arent trying to find a cure, they dont know what happened, and they dont really care. Their main concern is staying the alive. Its not as if they are a team of scientists/weapon specialists that can easily take down a horde of the undead.. Theres a doctor, a cop, a gangster, a pregnant russian lady, tv salesman, old people, and mall cops. Thats it. This is not a quite a tactical strike force. They do not ponder about how the airborn virus spreads, rather they RUN THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE CHASING THEM. If there was an army of zombies chasing me down, i wouldent give a fuck as to why there were zombies, i would get very very far awat from the zombies.

C: The characters do not go on a killing rampage with AK47's and MP5's. they hole up in a mall and pray to god that there are no zombies in the building as they cluch their pussy 22 pistol in an attempt to fall unconcios if only for a few hours a night.

D: It is good.

Well, the sun is coming up and i think im going to go sit on the roof and chainsmoke until its all the way up. G'ni-...G'morning i guess.

So, earlier today it occured to me, that in most places the fats travel in packs, and sometimes hordes. The fats vary from color to color. The "hip hop/gangster" breed of fats are usually adorned with FUBU clothing, gold chains, and a cheeseburger. These are an aggressive breed, and they will not hesitate to attack if its baby's momma and/or baby is in danger. They do smoke vicacious amounts of marijuana, and like blasting bad rap songs when driving by your house at 2:00 AM. Here is an example of said fat.

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There are several derivatives of the gangster family of fats. The young raver/goth fats are usually in close vicinity of the gangster fats. Because of their love for marijuana, drinking and loud bass beats, these to tribes get along very well, and can be seen together regularly. The raver/goth tribe of fats are angsty nasty little creatures. They enjoy fighting, being angsty, making and wearing "candy", going to nightschool because they cant complete their regular day school courses, selling and doing a wide variety of drugs, and at this particular age they love Mcdonalds fast food resturants. This particular breed of fats can travel in packs varying in size, depending on what coast you are on. They usually are in groups of 2-5, but can have as many as 10 in a single pack. These are a dangerous breed of fats because of their ill temper and teen angst, they will attack very quickly. Here are some photos of them in their natural habitat, so you can be sure to stay clear of these fats.

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The last breed we will be reviewing today is the "stupid bitch" fats. There is very little known about this breed, but we do know that is is very loud, usually runs around screaming, and despite its severe asthetic abnormalaties it seems to find itself attractive, and thusly showing a large amount of cleavage. They are occasionally attracted to the same sex, but that breed is recognized by hiking boots, armpit hair, and very short hair. Despite its weight and size, it is particularly elusive. Since so little is known of this creature, it is advised that you do not come in contact with it. Here is an example of this breed.

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This concludes todays lesson on the wild fats of america. Remember, as long as you are not carrying an open bottle of alcohol, or cheeseburger, you should be safe.

So im in Portland right now (More specifically Lake Oswego) to hang out with my friend scott for his graduation. Its nice to see him and his family again, its been awhile. I am royally pissed that my dellpod has been damaged to the point of no return, and since i bought it offa eBay, i have no warranty and it is unfixable. I had Tylerr take a look at it and try to re-soder the connections, but that was a no go, so i wasted 230$ of my hard earned money. Fucking technology.

To the people who missed our last show, fuck you. It was a pretty good one, especially with the combined shredding of Asian Rob and K-Lo. IN SUMMATION IT WAS A VERY GOOD SHOW

www.nothingnice.com

"I just heard Tsunami Bomb and Kane Hodder were denied access to Canada while on tour just a couple days ago. Hey Canada, what gives? Honestly, I know the American Left is on this huge pro-Canada thing because of their free health care and because they allegedly lack a lot of the social problems we in America have, and also because no one there voted in George Bush a SECOND TIME IN A ROW WHAT THE HELL, but I think I'm gonna have to take a step back from my envy and my liberal ethics and take Canada down a peg. Sure, they've done a few things right, but there's one issue where their government and I strongly disagree:

Canada hates rock and roll.

It's true. I hear stories all the time about bands getting stopped by border guards, being searched, having stuff confiscated, being denied access to the country, etc. I believe Against All Authority actually had a song about their experience with the Canadian border guards on their last full-length, didn't they? I myself, after a six hour drive, was told that I couldn't enter their precious little country because the guards didn't like the articles in some zines I had buried in my trunk (yeah, they actually stood there reading them until they came upon something they thought might be too provocative to be in a trunk in their country, I am not even kidding).

Also, Canada is responsible for the existance of Avril Lavigne, which is hardly a forgiveable crime. As if Cindy Lauper wasn't bad enough the first time around we needed ANOTHER generic pop princess to co-opt punk fashion in order to appeal to a confused youth crowd?

To further prove my point that Canadians hate rock and roll, here's a brief list of just a few bands/artists from Canada:

Celine Dionne
Shania Twain
Nelly Furtado
The Moffatts
The Barenaked Ladies
Bryan Adams
Sum 41
Paul Schaefer

And, in contrast, here's a small list of bands from America:

Jawbreaker

OH CRAP, AMERICA WINS.

So yeah Canada, I'm not buying the cool exterior. I'm already wary of anything Michael Moore tells me, so I knew something was afoot when he started making movies about how much better your country is than mine. Now I know the real situation here. I know what's really going on. You bastards hate rock and roll, and you are doing everything in your power to stop it. Well we won't stand for it, Canada! Keep your Celine Dionne and your Shania Twain. Keep your health care system that, despite some flaws, at least is built upon the notion that government exists not only to police and punish but also to help the poor and disenfranchised. Keep your citizens who, by and large, are not raping and murdering one another.

Because you know what we have on our side? We know how to use a guitar. Bam."

I love NN2S.

So i have become friends with this amazing person that i am pretty much head over heels for. I have a plan to see if anything will happen. I call it operation: This is either going to be a good start at Ryan having a meaningful and healthy realationship, or having his heart shattered into a million tiny pieces wich will inevitably throw him into a deep dark spiraling depression from wich there is no forseeable return from"

On another note, i have re-discovered one of my favorite bands: Fischer Spooner. I suggest checking them out, specifically the song "emerge". Within the first 2 weeks of releasing this song there were COUNTLESS remixes of it. It got almost non-stop play in clubs around the world. They are unique, innovative and not your average electro pop. They really put a lot of different elements into their music and sound.

In summation, i'm in <3 and i like music & hookers.

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Scientists have not only identified a critical gene involved in heroin addiction relapse, but they have also successfully blocked it, eliminating cravings for the drug.

The study was conducted on heroin-addicted rats. But the researchers now think that, within a few years, better treatments will become available to human heroin users who cannot quit due to insidious cycles of relapse.

“Many people try to stop taking heroin, but in a few months almost all of them go back to using the drug,” said Ivan Diamond, at the Ernest Gallo Clinic and Research Center in California, US, and one of the research team.

David Shurtleff, director of the Division of Basic Neuroscience and Behavioral Research at the National Institute on Drug Abuse in Maryland, US, is encouraged by the research. “It will take creativity and additional research to translate this into usable therapies, but it does provide hope that we will be able to prevent compulsive drug seeking behaviour,” he told New Scientist.
Reward circuitry

Previous research has indicated that a section of the midbrain called the nucleus accumbens plays a central role in the “mental reward circuitry” of animals, such as rats and humans. This circuitry generates feelings of pleasure in response to drugs, as well as in response to other things, including food, sex and, in humans, work accomplishments.

Drugs like heroin, however, seem to over-stimulate the normal reward process to the point where users value their next fix more highly than food, water and other essentials. In 2004, a study revealed that cocaine causes a gene in the nucleus accumbens, called AGS3, to rapidly encode masses of proteins that are involved in the cravings and pleasure associated with the drug.

Diamond and his team isolated AGS3 genes and proteins in nucleus accumbens cells taken from newborn baby rats. After cloning and studying the cells in the lab, the researchers determined that AGS3’s drug-related functions are most active in the inner nucleus accumbens core as opposed to its outer shell region.

An AGS3 blocker was then created from a herpes virus. This temporarily binds to proteins within the reward circuit and blocks the cravings-pleasure cycle until the virus “washes out” of the body a few weeks later.
Eliminated desires

Heroin-addicted rats that were trained to give themselves the drug using a lever were injected with the AGS3 blocker into their nucleus accumbens after they had gone through a short period of withdrawal. A small dose of heroin then was administered to each rat.

Normally even such a tiny “taste” of the drug leads to cravings for more, but the blocker prevented the addiction relapse by eliminating these desires. The treatment produced no other observed behavioural side effects.

Diamond told New Scientist that a related treatment could become available to humans within the next couple of years. His colleague Krista McFarland, at the Medical University of South Carolina, added that one of the challenges will be to find a safe method of administering the blocker to people.

Journal reference: Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (DOI: 10.1073/pnas.0503419102)

straight/gay/bi?: Straight
Single?: Yes
Want to be? No.
Your birth day?:
Age you act: 22
Age you wish to be: 21
Your height: 6' 1""
The color of your eyes: brownish
Happy with it?: I want green.
The color of your hair: Black
Happy with it?: Sure.
Left/right/ambidextrous?: right.
Your living arrangement?: With the rents
What's your job: Fudge Co.
Piercings: 1/2" lobes, snake bites
Tattoos?: Yeah.
Obsessions?: Myself.
Do you have a webpage?: No.
DEEP THOUGHTS
(38) Do you live in the moment?: Haha, you have no idea
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: NO.
(40) Do you have any secrets?: Yeah.
(41) Do you hate yourself?? From time to time.
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: IGRAIEHYN5H FBNU9I489
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: Well pooping in John Bradley's yard on a regular basis probably isnt good.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from most people: "OMG I LOVE YOUR PEIRCINGS, LOLZ!" Faggots.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "Goddamn that boy yells alot..."
(46) What's your biggest fear?: Loosing the use of my legs.
(47) Can you sing: NO.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: I FUCKED YOUR MOM WITH A STICK OF BUTTER AND A SKATEBOARD.
(49) Are you a loner?: OMG I ARE DARK, JTHM FOR LIFE! LOL!!1!1oneone!one
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I would kick me in the nose.
(52) Are you a daredevil?: Definatley.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Poop.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: Hahaha, i will fuck you.
(55) Do you have a butt?: This is fucking retarded.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? I am build like an ex-weight lifting anorexic.
(59) How do you vent? I hit things and yell at everyone. Mainly people i do not know. I.E "DONT LOOK AT ME YOU FUCKING CUNT, I'LL CUT YOUR GODDAMN EYES OUT" and it usually turns out to be a girlscout that i was just screaming at.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yesss.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: Very much.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Fuck all.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: I LOVE MY COCK.
(65) And least?: I HATE MY COCK.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: no.
(67) Are you confident?: HAHAHAHAHA.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like: Gary Bucey, but hes not fictional.
(69) Do people know how you feel?: when i choose to tell them, usually through violence.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: sometimes.
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: Only cigarettes. Try to get me to smoke pot and i will run over your face 73 times.
(72) Do drugs?: No. (and yes you stupid motherfuckers, pot and alcohol ARE drugs. Dont say it isnt because its "organic" or an "herb". Say either of those things to me and i will fucking KILL YOU.)
(73) Read the newspaper?: No.
(74) Pray?: 4578gaoi je489hgnjf no.
(75) Go to church? I pee on churches.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: If they can hold an intelligable conversation.
(78) Take walks in the rain?: I DO NOT LIKE BEING WET.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? All the time.
(80) Drive?: Never.
(81) Like to drive fast?: DIEDIEDIE.

HAVE YOU EVER...
(83) Hurt yourself?: I ate shit on my bike today.
(84) Been out of the country?: No.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: HAHAHA
(86) Burped?: 25 5
(87) Been unfaithful?: Nevah.
(88) Been in love?: No.
(89) Done drugs?: Yes.
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: dfbgayuNONNO.
(92) Had a surgery?: Once or twice
(93) Ran away from home?: When i was 6..
(94) Played Strip Poker?: Once
(95) Gotten beaten up?: I wish.
(97) Been picked on?: Always when i was little.
(98) Been on stage?: 4 or 5 times
(100) Slept outdoors?: for 8 days straight
(101) Thought about suicide?: nonoonnonono
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: Yes
(103) If yes, what is your record?: 4 dayzzzzzz.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Alot.
(107) Slept all day?: Yes.
(108) Killed someone?: Came closeee,gfa,.,
(109) Made out with a stranger?: Hahaha, YES>!
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: Almost had sex. My penis was about a quarter of an inch away from entering her vag.
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: Yes.
(112) Kissed the same sex?: W3rd, nig.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Nooooope.
(114) Been betrayed?: HELLA.
(115) Had a dream that came true?: I DO NOT DREAM,MOTHERFUCKER.
(116) Broken the law?: About 15-20 times aday.
(117) Met a famous person?: A few. No one important enough to mention.
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Accident?
(146) Stolen anything?: Just today actually.
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: Tv.
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: gaahahahaha, i rock the put like gary bucey rocks the cocaine.
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: fat people make me want to cry, and then kill them.
(150) Considered religious vocation?: HAHAHHA, I WILL RUN OVER YOUR FACE WITH A TANK 73 TIMES.
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: Nope, im A MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP.
(152) Bungee jumped?: Fuck my shit up.
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes.yeah, i usually die in them.

CLOTHES
(154) Shoe brand?: Tohjy m[r?
(155) Brand of clothing? PANTS PANTS GO GO CRAZY!
(156) Cologne/perfume?: Ballsweat.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: MY NAKED BODY, MASSAGE TUNA FISH ON MY NAKED BODY,
(159) Wear hats?: YESSIT.
(161) Wear make-up?: far too much
(162) Favorite place to shop?: at the pants store.
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: Detachable penis, or my super slut keychain.
(164) Are you trendy?: most likely who cares
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: Suck a nizzle.

BELIEFS
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: dshfa94yt987y4! (thats alien for "HOOKERS HOOKERS HOOKERS!")
(167) Miracles?: Not a one.
(168) Astrology? NOONONNONIONOINUGFUIFIONNOIANOONAGNOGNOAGNOGANOGNOGAON ZOOM ZOOM/
(169) Magic?: in the pants.
(170) God?: I'd have to believe in god in order to worship satan.
(171) Satan?: #$**()_+(*&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(172) Santa?: He fucks my mother.
(173) Ghosts?: !
(174) Luck?: Leprechaun,.
(175) Love at first sight?: Yess.
(176) Yin and Yang?: Duck soup.
(177) Witches?: Candy bar
(178) Easter bunny?: egg
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Nopenever.
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: That, or a boy hungry pedophile.
(181) Do you wish on stars?: I dont believe in wiches.

LOVE
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: OMGZ!
(183) Do you remember your first love? Never had one besides my right hand. Oh mr righty, you treat me good.
(184) Still love him/her?: FAITHFUL FOREVER.
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: Always.
(186) What do you find romantic?: Poop in my mouth.
(187) Turn-on?: pubic lice.
(188) Turn-off?: Drugs and penis'
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: Usually, because im a stuck up cunt.
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I would feel like i always do in that situation. I would feel like laughing, because it is amusing.
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? Knowing someone, then dating. EAT MY PUSSY.
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Yes.
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Hahaha, i hate fat chicks.
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Some guy said i was hot and wanted to take my picture while i was at work. I just stared at him and then his friend took a picture of us. I hate california.
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: Teh boobiez.
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Emotions.
(207) What's the last present someone gave you?: A tongue in my mouth.
(208) Are you in love?: No-never-nope.
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: My right hand is pretty attractive...
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl. Masturbate.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON.
(211) That haunted you?: BECK.
(212) You wanted to kill?: 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE.
(213) That you laughed at?: Stacy and Tyler. Because i lo-HOOKERS HOOKERS HOOKERS.
(214) That laughed at you?: Stacy and Tyler.
(215) That turned you down?: Hookers.
(216) That turned you on?: Hookers.
(217) You went shopping with?: Hookers?
(218) That broke your heart?: Hookers :(
(219) To disappoint you?: Everyone! YAY.
(220) To ask you out?: Beckyyyyyyyy
(221) To make you cry?: Daimian.
(223) That you thought about?: Dutch Bros girl.
(224) You saw a movie with?: HAHAHAHA, MY FUCKING PARENTS.
(225) You talked to on the phone?: MR WEST-UNTALASCOS.
(226) You talked to through IM?: Stace Face.
(227) You saw?: SEBASTIAN.
(228) You lost?: FUCK YEW!
(229) You thought was completely insane?: The guy at the mexican place that wanted me to pay for dinner.
(230) You wanted to be?: Hitler.
(231) You told off?: Pretty much everyone i've seen today.
(232) You trusted?: My nine inch nails cd.
(233) You turned down?: BROOD WAR.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: Hippopotamus.
(235) Laughed?: MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE.
(236) Cried?: ALIGATOR, EAT THAT CHICKEN.
(237) Bought something?: ELECTRIC WATERMELON.
(238) Danced?: In the rain with Stu.
(239) Were sarcastic?: Every. Word. That. Has. Ever. Expunged. Itself. From. My. Body.
(240) Hugged someone?: Face Stace
(241) Talked to an ex?: Peanut butter.
(242) Watched your fave movie?: PUSSY CAT PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL KILL!.
(243) Had a nightmare?: When my penis fell off, and leonardo decaprio ate it.
(245) Talked on the phone?: Minute minute minutes, sprint is fucking my ass with minutes.
(246) Listened to the radio?: Not since i lived in portland, 5 years ago.
(247) Watched TV?: Space ghost!
(248) Went out?: your not very white.
(249) With someone?: Jew.
(250) Were mean?: Mexican food.
(251) Sang?: Doo doo dee dee dadadada, FUCK DUCK.
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: 777
(253) Said "I love you"?: Daimxiann
(254) Missed someone?: Now now now now.
(255) Fought with a family member?: Never.
(256) Fought with a friend?: Eraser (live)
(257) Had a serious conversation? Not once.

First best friend: Scott Binder-Baird
First car: N/A
First date: Gina!
First real kiss: Becky.
First break-up: realbreak up. The departure between my penis and your mothers anus.
First screen name: SlipedKnot112
First self purchased album: Nine Inch Nails - Further Dowb the Spiral. Coincadentally, i am listening to it for the first time in a year right now. WEIRD.
First funeral: I was drunk.
First pets: Mo the bird.
First piercings/tattoos: COCKADOODLE COCKADOO COCKA CO.
First true love: Tony Blair.
First enemy: My mother.
Lasts
Last cigarette: @) seconds ago.
Last car ride: 30 minutes.
Last kiss: Last night.
Last good cry: Noit ino whilep
Last movie seen: JACKASS THE MOVIE/TEAM AMERICA.
Last beverage drank: Coke with no ice.
Last food consumed: mexicans.
Last crush: Duth bros. grrl.
Last phone call: west D west A west I west M west I West A West N West
Last time showered: I have been mexi washing for a week.
Last shoes worn: Shoe shoe shoe!
Last CD played: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnin
Last item bought: carton of cigarettes
Last annoyance: Bandaid/
Last disappointment: elf
Last time wanting to die: Needles are fun!
Last time scolded: Stacy, at mexican.
Last shirt worn: SLAYER.
Last word you said: "Thanks for the ride."
Last song you sang: I have never sang a song in my life. aEVER.